Monday, April 29, 2024

No. That is not a funnel holder.

We took down the walls of the shade pavilion greenhouse on April 21st, or as Andrew had taken to calling it, the plant fort. It's such a good feeling, Having all of the garden open again, even if it looks a little empty under there...

Photo from last summer, to show the way I like to see it.

As we were working Andrew caught site of a funnel (used as a planter) that I'd stuck into one of the holes on the metal top of the step, that's when he said the words that I've used to title this post "No. That is not a funnel holder." (I'd been walking around looking for a bit of ground to push it into, where it would be out of the way, and I swear there was a light bulb above my head when I dropped it into the step hole).

I don't think he was so much opposed to the idea of a funnel, as he was anything that would obscure the step. What he wasn't factoring in was that I'd successfully grouped plants at the edges of the step last year. Nobody tripped, nobody was hurt...

Why should funnels be any different? (2023 version above, 2024 as it is currently below).

So in case you didn't get where I was going with this, I'm all in with funnels as planters on the step. It's just too perfect!

There's one filled with a begonia that I received as B. sp. UI64 Michael Wicledon Collection that has been bumping around the garden for a couple of years, it's not fully hardy so it spent the winter months on my desk in the basement.

Hosta 'Cameo'—a miniature hosta with a mature size of  just 4" x 8"—was already in another funnel planter. It spent last summer tucked into a fluted planter with other shade lovers (this planter).

Since two funnels didn't seem quite right I decided to take the cactus that had been in my original funnel planter out (the step [aka funnel holder] is not in a sunny spot, so not suitable for a cactus), and put in something new, a semi shade lover. Three seemed like the perfect number. This one is a vintage motor-oil funnel with a flexible tube attached to the bottom. After years of being used as a planter the tube had rusted and was ready to break apart with just a twist of my wrist.

I looked around at my assembled crew of possibilities (all the plants I've bought that don't yet have homes) and decided this sweet little Pyrrosia davidii from Far Reaches Farm was just the thing.

Once I'd planted it up and grouped the trio for their photo-shoot, I realized there was a already a third; this one much larger (too big for the step holes) and planted up with a Pyrrosia polydactyla. That funnel is tucked into a very heavy metal base Andrew found for me.

So, back to the funnels in the step—the step which is NOT a funnel holder.

I love them.

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16 comments:

  1. "Special" petite-growing plants need special containers--you found perfect ones!

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  2. I can just about envision Andrew's face when he made that statement - probably because I've received similar admonitions from my spouse. I love your funnels so much I'm wondering if I can find any on our garage - unlike me, my husband is inclined to keep all kinds of things out there...

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    1. Ha! Our poor suffering spouses. One of my funnels came from my dad's collection of stuff when we cleared out his garage. He was similarly inclined.

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  3. Brilliant. I also love the little gap behind the step with even more Pyrrosia(?). I suppose Andrew is thrilled with that too;-)
    -artinnature

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    1. Good eye. The stairstep couldn't be flush with the wall, due to the metal edge to the patio. I didn't like that space being empty, it felt like you could somehow slip into it. I happened to have long thin cement planters and of pyrrosia seemed like the perfect plant to slip in there. I don't think Andrew has ever mentioned an opinion on that feature.

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  4. I see "not a funnel holder" table coming...so great to see the plant fort/SP open for biz 2024!

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  5. I love your growing Pyrrosia collection. Pyrrosia davidii and polydactyla are both wonderful additions of hard to find varieties.
    In each photo, the funnels are arrange a little different or at the opposite side of the step. I guess you couldn't decide which you liked best :-D
    You must be abuzz with excitement at the prospect of re-populating your shade pavilion. I am too.
    Chavli

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    1. No, actually I was just having fun with the light while photographing. They're definitely living on the right hand side (as in the 5th photo from the top). I can't wait to get everything all put back into place. It's gonna be awhile though, lots of other things calling for my attention.

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  6. I love the funnel idea! Find a slightly tipped step with holes and you two could play Connect 4 with plants!
    Jim N Tabor

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    1. Ha, I will be sure to (not) mention that idea to him...

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  7. Kristi SilverApril 30, 2024

    This post made me smile.......not a funnel holder.......as I, also, have an other half that just can't understand some of the things I do or want to do in the garden! Have you heard of or been to Bassetti's Crooked Arbor garden in the Woodinville area north of Seattle? Great combo of amazing garden AND outdoor art & sculpture!

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    1. I have not heard of that garden, thanks for the name. I'll file it away for the future when I am back up that way.

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  8. The funnels are fantastic! You have the best ideas.

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