The students had just explained and shown cochineal to part of the family group. The newly educated were amazed!
"That white fuzzy mess is a bug? And it makes pink dye? NO WAY!" Yes, way. An important detail, my story rests on the fact they were told it makes pink dye, not red dye.
photo of cochineal from my visit to The Lodge on the Desert in Tucson, I didn't see any actual cochineal at the Huntington |
When you say "pink dye" kind of fast it can be heard as "pink eye"... so you had one part of the family excited to show the other part where pink dye comes from...
"You guys this is where pink dye comes from! Here touch it...."
... "Pink eye!"... "I don't want to touch it, I don't want to get pink eye!"
...and around and around they went. One side saying pink dye and the other hearing pink eye, and both sides getting more and more exasperated with each other.
I just giggled quietly to myself and walked on, admiring the opuntia...
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Funny! I've heard some funny things in gardens too. At Chicago Fling, touring the Lurie Garden, the hort person touring us around pointed out the salvia "river" running through the garden. Two passing dudes looked at each other and smirked, and one said, "Saaaaalvia." They weren't talking about the ornamental kind!
ReplyDeleteHa! That's pretty fabulous. I wish I would have been able to attend that Fling, I've never been to Chicago.
DeleteAmazing bit of info about where the red dye comes from. I would find it difficult to keep quiet and not try to end the silliness of that conversation :-)
ReplyDeleteBug or no but, the last photo is a particularly fetching vignette!
I just hate coming across as the know-it-all, sometimes it's better to just listen.
DeleteThanks for the giggle - Pink eye indeed.
ReplyDeleteRight! Ha. Wish you would have been there with me... (miss you!)
DeleteLOL, this was a great conversation to overhear!
ReplyDeleteI've heard some great ones in my days, this one is right up there.
DeleteHow could anyone pay attention to anything but those incredible Opuntia!
ReplyDeleteGreat question...
DeleteToo funny.
ReplyDeleteGlad you agree!
DeleteOverheard coming out of the Rodin Museum in Paris: "why...that was just...OBSKEENE!"
ReplyDeleterickii
Ha!
DeleteCochineal reminds me (very fondly) of my nan (my dad's mum).
ReplyDeleteBack in the 70s my sister and I used to visit her at the weekend and she would cook us a lovely Sunday roast and then we would have custard for dessert and we would always have Cochineal added to it.
At the moment I feel quite serene thinking about my nan, she was a lovely old lady. Thank you for reminding me of her :)
I am so glad to help bring back what sound like lovely memories.
DeleteYour story sounds like the garden equivalent of the Abbott & Costello exchange "Who's on First?"
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it felt a little like that.
DeleteHilarious! Thanks for sharing that, Loree, I need to laugh a lot more these days.
ReplyDeleteI'll try to provide more!
DeleteOh, that last scene is delicious! Hey, you were in a public place, so...it's impossible to ignore interesting conversations. [snicker]
ReplyDeleteExactly!
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